Ask The Last Dodo

[DodosAreDead]

Dodo dodos go-go?

 << me trying to answer this. 

What college applications have to completed?

What would be your number one or two pick? 

Will your mom still do your laundry while your away? Send food? Get an apartment just off campus?

Only one Early Action, the rest are due by Nov 1st. (I would say which, but eventually when I go to college I'd probably say which state I'm going to, and I don't want anyone (especially since this is an open forum) to put two and two together.) 

A specific Ivy League University, but since Ivy League admissions are a lottery for anyone once you have the scores and grades (which I do) it's pretty much a matter of not getting my hopes up. 

Good god, I hope not. She's do it, if I allowed her.   But as it stands, there's only one outcome of this whole thingy in which we'd be in the same city, and in that case she'd be forbidden to come within a specific radius of any end of my college without prior notice to the appropriate authorities i.e me. 

How come you Dodos didn't realize what was happening and scatter?

As my dad succinctly put it, we're just a fat slab of meat who suck at natural selection. (except me, obviously.... I'm unique.   )

Do you know tai-kwon-dodo?

In all seriousness, no. Our school made us take a class once in sixth grade, but on the second day the teacher went into cardiac arrest (she was obviously really fit so no one expected that at all) while showing us a kick and literally died on the spot. It was terrifying.