Work (they always want more)

[onlinebiker]

It could be worse - you could work for a Hollander.

Note - Hollanders not being from Holland - but Holland Michigan. People from Holland are smart, innovative and resourceful. Hollanders are borish, dull, and highly predictable.

These dweebs believe God created them better than all others. Their favourite saying is "If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much". They are notoriously cheap. The best way to keep one distracted for hours is to superglue pennies to a concrete floor.

I once had a Hollander shop foreman want me to waste several man/ hours removing a v- belt from an unoperating piece of equipment - just to save a $3 belt that didn't fit any other machine we had. " We might need it someday" was his reasoning. I cut the son of a bitch off with my Buck knife, threw it in thek big box of belts - and took an extended lunch break.

 Problem solved.

That's curious.
Where i come from, people from Holland have The bad rep for being cheap.

A person from Holland ( country) would look at the antics of a Hollander (someone from the city in Michigan) and say "What' s WRONG with that cheap prick?".


Local legend says that Louie Padnos ( local millionaire scrap metal merchant) learned his first words of English - as follows - " You're not going to throw that away, are you??"