Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.

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That's primarily the reason why I prefer Hinduism to any other major religions. And yes, there are some mantras (including the longer version of the one you quoted) that have nice tunes and are pretty fun to recite during festivities. In my opinion you really don't have to be a theist to like Hindu mantras (not all of them, though, I've heard my fair share of shitty ones too). 

I'm done derailing this (highly derailable) thread, lol.

But we like your twist, at least I do. Not often I get to reference dyslexic cows.