(November 14, 2018 at 9:40 pm)Fireball Wrote:(November 14, 2018 at 9:36 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: Pay a scary looking guy to sit in your driveway in a black SUV.
The bait box filled with dog shit would be funny but you'd have to spend too much quality time with dog shit to do that. Fill the box with anthrax or something. Or a white powder labeled "DEADLY POISON. IF HANDLED SEEK MEDICAL TREATMENT IMMEDIATELY"
Or label the box "Human Organ".
One time I had an apartment neighbor that was messing with a decoration hanging on my doorway. Every day I came home and the decoration would be crooked. I'd straighten it out and then it would be crooked again.
It wasn't worth much so I coated the back of it with a load of peanut butter. Swirled it right on.
I came back home the next day and yep, it was crooked again. With a big hand print in the peanut butter.
I saw the neighbor outside a few days later - he was some stupid punk kid in his 20s - and he gave me the side-eye. That was about 10 years ago and I still laugh about it.
-Teresa
Next time use some sort of Crazy Glue®! I love it!
Thanks for the laugh lol-Teresa
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