Crowd sourcing solutions to package thievery

[Losty]

The other day, some miscreant walked off with a parcel left in plain sight by my helpful mail carrier.   Thankfully it was not a valuable package.

I'd like to exact a little revenge, or catch the miscreant on my security camera for online shaming.

(Sadly, although my security camera certainly captured the guy, at the time, I didn't subscribe to the service that kept video clips for more than a few hours.  Now I do.)

My first inclination is to leave a parcel as bait - filled with dog shit.

Let's hear your ideas.

A box full of pressurized micro glitter, that when opened, sprays forth a giant pile of impossible-to-remove glitter that self adheres to any surface it comes in contact with. 

And make sure it's gold or silver glitter so it stands out nicely.

That’s just evil