OP, What you should do, during Christmas, is offer up a Cthulian prayer right after. Start by loudly sneering at the crowd:
"You are unworthy and will be devoured when he who lies dreaming awakens!"
"Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!"
"Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
I mean, religious freedom being what it is...
Then bring out the Festivus Pole and begin the airing of grievances followed by the feats of strength!
Either that or put a colander on your head and demand everyone eats a hot dog?
"You are unworthy and will be devoured when he who lies dreaming awakens!"
"Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!"
"Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
I mean, religious freedom being what it is...
Then bring out the Festivus Pole and begin the airing of grievances followed by the feats of strength!
Either that or put a colander on your head and demand everyone eats a hot dog?