RE: Animals on a ship.... and no this isn't the story of noah
December 10, 2018 at 7:35 pm
(This post was last modified: December 10, 2018 at 7:39 pm by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(December 10, 2018 at 7:22 pm)Brian37 Wrote:(December 10, 2018 at 7:18 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I shared a boat with a giraffe once. Nile River. Tall girl was cool with the trip. I made sure of this before riding in a boat with her in croc waters.
Not that it ever happened, but I always wanted a girlfriend taller than me.
I am 5' 9". But when I was a teen and in my early 20s I did have fantasies of women say 6ft taller. I will say my reality of dating and being married, well, did well in any case. Now I am at the point of happy being single.
I introduced an Italian friend of mine to a tall gal who loved short men. He went slack-jawed when he saw her. She just walked up and stuck her nipples in his eyes. Didn't see much of either of them for the rest of the night.
I went down to visit some cousins in bayou country, Louisiana. As we're boating in to a party a snake falls out of a tree and lands on the guy with the tiller. He grabs it just behind the head and held it until we got to the dock. Then he goes up to the folks doing the BBQ pits and hands them the snake. Five minutes later, snake kabobs.
