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Animals on a ship.... and no this isn't the story of noah
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RE: Animals on a ship.... and no this isn't the story of noah
(December 10, 2018 at 7:35 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(December 10, 2018 at 7:22 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Not that it ever happened, but I always wanted a girlfriend taller than me. 

I am 5' 9". But when I was a teen and in my early 20s I did have fantasies of women say 6ft taller. I will say my reality of dating and being married, well, did well in any case. Now I am at the point of happy being single.

I introduced an Italian friend of mine to a tall gal who loved short men. He went slack-jawed when he saw her. She just walked up and stuck her nipples in his eyes. Didn't see much of either of them for the rest of the night.

Fuck you asshole, where was she when I was in HS? 

I don't know how tall Lucy Lawless who played " Xena Warrior Princess" is in reality. But I do know the character on the show was tough as nails. And it started long after I graduated HS. But, fell in love with the series, because she kicked ass and in many episodes saved the bacon of men. And all I could think was, "Boy I could have used you as a friend growing up."
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RE: Animals on a ship.... and no this isn't the story of noah - by Brian37 - December 10, 2018 at 7:39 pm

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