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Animals on a ship.... and no this isn't the story of noah
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RE: Animals on a ship.... and no this isn't the story of noah
(December 10, 2018 at 7:39 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(December 10, 2018 at 7:35 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I introduced an Italian friend of mine to a tall gal who loved short men. He went slack-jawed when he saw her. She just walked up and stuck her nipples in his eyes. Didn't see much of either of them for the rest of the night.

Fuck you asshole, where was she when I was in HS? 

I don't know how tall Lucy Lawless who played " Xena Warrior Princess" is in reality. But I do know the character on the show was tough as nails. And it started long after I graduated HS. But, fell in love with the series, because she kicked ass and in many episodes saved the bacon of men. And all I could think was, "Boy I could have used you as a friend growing up."

Dude, she wouldn't have interest in you.
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RE: Animals on a ship.... and no this isn't the story of noah - by Gawdzilla Sama - December 10, 2018 at 7:40 pm

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