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God will hire a barber/razor

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God will hire a barber/razor
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RE: God will hire a barber/razor
January 14, 2019 at 12:08 pm
(January 14, 2019 at 11:11 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 14, 2019 at 9:57 am)onlinebiker Wrote: I doubt it' s metaphorical..

The fucker wants all the guys to cut off the end of their dick.


Compared to that, shaving your nuts is no big deal...


Wacky

No, it's clearly a metaphor - any biblical passage that looks utterly stupid is conveniently explained away as a metaphor.

Boru

Ahhh..

Cover to cover metaphor eh????
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God will hire a barber/razor

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God will hire a barber/razor - by yragnitup - January 14, 2019 at 3:26 am
RE: God will hire a barber/razor - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 14, 2019 at 7:15 am
RE: God will hire a barber/razor - by onlinebiker - January 14, 2019 at 9:57 am
RE: God will hire a barber/razor - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 14, 2019 at 11:11 am
RE: God will hire a barber/razor - by onlinebiker - January 14, 2019 at 12:08 pm
RE: God will hire a barber/razor - by Drich - January 14, 2019 at 11:14 am
RE: God will hire a barber/razor - by brewer - January 14, 2019 at 9:39 pm
RE: God will hire a barber/razor - by no one - January 14, 2019 at 10:25 pm

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