RE: Nukes: post your imagined scenario of the next war
February 20, 2019 at 6:54 pm
(This post was last modified: February 21, 2019 at 1:08 am by The Valkyrie.)
1. The Vatican is destroyed in a huge explosion. Evidence points to Muslim extremists or a secret international cabal of choirboys. There are riots all over the world as angry catholics attack Jewish targets.
2. Several weeks later Mecca is destroyed. Evidence indicates no Israeli involvement but angry Catholics. Muslims around the world attack Jewish targets.
3. Iran accuses Saudi Arabia of not being able to protect Islam's holy sites and attacks Jerusalem.
4. Israel responds by magically making Tehran disappear suddenly. Saudi Arabia loudly condemns both attacks and, in response, step up their bombing of Yemen.
5. Russia moves to defend its ally Iran. Drawing the US into a possible confrontation.
6 a peace conference in Geneva suddenly ends when all delegates die mysteriously moments before signing the peace accord.
7. Turkey invades Bangladesh.
8. A very rude phone call, apparently from the Indian government, is received in Pakistan. Parkistan respond by invading Kashmir.
9. A violent confrontation between Pakistan and India is almost averted by China offering to broker peace.
10. Beijing destroyed apparently by Pakistani, Indian, and Israeli missiles.
11. Full out war starts in Asia. Vietnam look on and say "Fuck, not again!" North Korea are suspiciously quiet.
12. Nukes start flying in Asia, the Middle East, Europe, and North America.
13. Feeling left out, Australia invades NZ.
2. Several weeks later Mecca is destroyed. Evidence indicates no Israeli involvement but angry Catholics. Muslims around the world attack Jewish targets.
3. Iran accuses Saudi Arabia of not being able to protect Islam's holy sites and attacks Jerusalem.
4. Israel responds by magically making Tehran disappear suddenly. Saudi Arabia loudly condemns both attacks and, in response, step up their bombing of Yemen.
5. Russia moves to defend its ally Iran. Drawing the US into a possible confrontation.
6 a peace conference in Geneva suddenly ends when all delegates die mysteriously moments before signing the peace accord.
7. Turkey invades Bangladesh.
8. A very rude phone call, apparently from the Indian government, is received in Pakistan. Parkistan respond by invading Kashmir.
9. A violent confrontation between Pakistan and India is almost averted by China offering to broker peace.
10. Beijing destroyed apparently by Pakistani, Indian, and Israeli missiles.
11. Full out war starts in Asia. Vietnam look on and say "Fuck, not again!" North Korea are suspiciously quiet.
12. Nukes start flying in Asia, the Middle East, Europe, and North America.
13. Feeling left out, Australia invades NZ.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
