They say sex is good for one. I say it is better for two.
In my twenties, I was a slyph. (5 feet 10, 140 lbs) I could have eaten Tupperware with no ill effects. I had been training with Shodokan Karate before I was conscripted. That meant I found army exercises laughable, except for the running with 60 lbs of gear., that was not at all amusing.
Got out, weighing 126 lbs. Unfortunately for me, while I was away, our notorious Six O'clock Closing had been abolished, and licensed dances sprang up. In six months I went to 168 lbs, and stayed that way for 20 years. During that time, sex was the most exercise I got.
After the divorce, my weight went up, and today hovers around 200lbs .Exercise? Well, today, sexually, I'm a lot like Antartica; everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
Exercise? Well, I go to the mall most days, and from-time-to -time am overcome by an urge to do some gardening. Happily, the urge usually subsides after 10 minutes of vicious gardening.That's when my knees seize , and it takes me another 10 minutes to stand up.
In my twenties, I was a slyph. (5 feet 10, 140 lbs) I could have eaten Tupperware with no ill effects. I had been training with Shodokan Karate before I was conscripted. That meant I found army exercises laughable, except for the running with 60 lbs of gear., that was not at all amusing.
Got out, weighing 126 lbs. Unfortunately for me, while I was away, our notorious Six O'clock Closing had been abolished, and licensed dances sprang up. In six months I went to 168 lbs, and stayed that way for 20 years. During that time, sex was the most exercise I got.
After the divorce, my weight went up, and today hovers around 200lbs .Exercise? Well, today, sexually, I'm a lot like Antartica; everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
Exercise? Well, I go to the mall most days, and from-time-to -time am overcome by an urge to do some gardening. Happily, the urge usually subsides after 10 minutes of vicious gardening.That's when my knees seize , and it takes me another 10 minutes to stand up.
