We have a senior center in our town. One must be 50 YO minimum to use it. There are all sorts of classes (I take the wood carving class twice a week), like pottery, computer use, yoga, painting, and there are a couple of pool tables. Not sure what all is available. Now that my mother in law is in a board-and-care I can go find out.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.