Anyone Else in America See Your Taxes Go Up?

[Rev. Rye]

I don't pay taxes.

Due to the fact that I have a $200 per month stipend (that just increased to $300 last month), which is below the standard deduction, I also don’t actually pay taxes.

Of course, I still have to file a tax return for both Washington and Illinois. And, for whatever reason, it took four times for the Illinois one to go through, because it needed a perfect match with my drivers license, because apparently, there would seem there could be a mixup between, for instance, John Q. Public and John Quentin Public, or the John Q. Public that weighs 205 lbs or the John Q. Public that weighs 220. And, just to be clear, in this scenario, they would all have the same address, birth date, and license number. Leck mich am Asche, isn’t the entire fucking point of license numbers on IDs so they can tell exactly which person it belongs to when they cross-reference it?