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Why are church services usually boring?
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RE: Why are church services usually boring?
(April 7, 2019 at 9:42 pm)Succubus Wrote: Why are church services usually boring?

Name something, anything, 'exciting' about Christianity.

No, wait...

Quote:It is a dogma of faith that demons can produce winds, storms, and rains of fire (lightning) from heaven

Tommy Aquarium.

Quote:Churches in Germany shunned Franklin's new invention for three decades, during which time some 400 church towers were damaged by lightning and 120 bell ringers killed.

Quote:In one church a bolt of lightning struck the tower and melted the bell, electrocuted the priest, deprived a parishioner of her sensibilities and destroyed a painting of the Savior.

Quote:The tower of St. Mark's in Venice had been struck again and again by lightning, sometimes with such disastrous effects that it had been almost destroyed.

Quote:The church of San Nazaro, at Brescia in the Republic of Venice had stored in the vaults of this church over two hundred thousand pounds of gunpowder. In 1767 it was struck by lightning and the powder in the vaults was exploded, one sixth of the entire city destroyed, and over three thousand lives were lost.

Definitely no conflict between Science and the church

Hehe Hehe Hehe
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Why are church services usually boring? - by Athene - April 7, 2019 at 8:40 am
RE: Why are church services usually boring? - by no one - April 7, 2019 at 11:21 am
RE: Why are church services usually boring? - by brewer - April 7, 2019 at 4:06 pm
RE: Why are church services usually boring? - by Succubus - April 7, 2019 at 10:50 pm
RE: Why are church services usually boring? - by chimp3 - April 7, 2019 at 9:56 pm
RE: Why are church services usually boring? - by chimp3 - April 7, 2019 at 10:53 pm
RE: Why are church services usually boring? - by Drich - April 8, 2019 at 9:48 am
RE: Why are church services usually boring? - by Drich - April 9, 2019 at 4:11 pm
RE: Why are church services usually boring? - by Drich - April 10, 2019 at 10:25 am
RE: Why are church services usually boring? - by robvalue - April 10, 2019 at 2:34 am
RE: Why are church services usually boring? - by Drich - April 11, 2019 at 9:46 am

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