Totally unrelated, but there used to be a pub down the road from me called The Dirty Duck. It struck me as funny when, years later, it was reinvented as a posh wine bar called The Black Swan.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'