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If Jesus had ascended into Heaven...

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RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven...
May 12, 2019 at 7:51 pm (This post was last modified: May 12, 2019 at 7:52 pm by chimp3. Edit Reason: sentence structure )
(May 12, 2019 at 7:43 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 12, 2019 at 7:34 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Up was a troubling concept for those people. Assuming heaven is above, do you get to hell by going up from New Zealand? They knew how to forge iron, write, and make wheels. Not much else.

Are you implying the Earth isn't flat?

Or at least not the terraqueous globe which resembles  a smaller sphere of earth floating like a bobber in a sphere of water. We now know better than god that there were other continents and hemispheres. Like, why are there no proscriptions against tobacco? Eastern god did not know tobacco existed. Gods of the Americas did. Look who I'm talking to!
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If Jesus had ascended into Heaven...

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If Jesus had ascended into Heaven... - by Jehanne - May 12, 2019 at 6:50 am
RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven... - by Silver - May 12, 2019 at 6:57 am
RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven... - by Jehanne - May 12, 2019 at 7:00 am
RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven... - by Silver - May 12, 2019 at 7:02 am
RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven... - by Jehanne - May 12, 2019 at 7:05 am
RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven... - by no one - May 12, 2019 at 2:01 pm
RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven... - by chimp3 - May 12, 2019 at 7:34 pm
RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven... - by chimp3 - May 12, 2019 at 7:51 pm
RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven... - by chimp3 - May 12, 2019 at 8:59 pm
RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven... - by madog - May 12, 2019 at 11:14 pm
RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven... - by Silver - May 12, 2019 at 11:46 pm
RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven... - by madog - May 13, 2019 at 7:38 am
RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven... - by chimp3 - May 13, 2019 at 12:04 am
RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven... - by madog - May 13, 2019 at 12:19 am

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