Moon is part of Mars

[Rev. Rye]

This is what the president actually believes:

Which may explain why he thought it was a cinch to switch NASA's goal of landing on the moon in 2024, which his silver haired mini-me set NASA to do in just this last March, to landing on Mars.

Which is practically a fait accompli, given that Mars at its closest is about 136.5 times farther away than the moon at its farthest away. And that I could figure this out with fucking Google. Well, I suppose it could be worse. He could be talking about a landing on Venus (with a surface temp of 872 Fahrenheit and clouds made of fucking sulfuric acid) or even on Jupiter (which doesn’t even have a surface to land on.)