The Adam & Eve Myth - Origins

[Drich]

 
I have to bold because you insist on doing multiple quotes in a messy wall.

I'm now answering you once again, I'll try sign language next.  You will. Not might, not maybe, but will disregard the holy teachings of my faith.

I do not disregurd anything. I do however extrapolate question and identify, Faith, fact, contextual meaning as well as blatant parody and personal manfestos claiming to be from a given source. for example the next quote of your where you take 'great umbrage' is a place where I get to kick you teeth in for not know the words of your own prophet, which again shows your faith in the FSM religion is based less on the written word and more on your own personal manfesto which seems to be centered around making fun of religion as how you see it works.. which seems to be miles from what the FSM religion is doing.

Otherwise you would have recognised he 'holy words of your prophet bobby henderson when he said:

If this was a manifesto, a pamphlet, a flyer, an
1. Also known as the language of the forked tongue.
xiv* *A Letter from Bobby Henderson
article, or some nut preaching from a street corner, you, fair reader,
might perceive FSMism2
to be just another two-bit cult. But we're not a
cult (we're more like a boutique religion at this point), and this is a
book that will stand up to any of the others—at least in terms of strict
plausibility if not literary finesse and retributive beheadings and disembowelment. The more you read about us the more you're going to be
persuaded that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true Creator and
that FSMism just might be the Best. Religion. Ever.

FSM book page 7 and 8
Do you see it now moron?

The reason for this book is to set apart the FSM religion from any personal nut job's manifesto because the FSM religion is not some bull shit guy's attempt of religious parody but a real religion a "botique religion" (your prophet's words and not mine) Meaning this is not some douche just making up stuff as he goes (which without any denotations to book chapter and verse is what you are doing) but this religion is founded with a book of rules like every other major world religion.. (which according to your prophet is the only way this religion gains legitimacy) So to quote or claim to quote the religion without doing so makes what you are doing a personal parody of this religion or you are trying to usurp the written word for your own manfesto.

Get it yet ass hole??? What you are doing by pretending to quote the FSM religion with out direct correlation to book chapter and verse is EXACTLY WHY this book was penned out and published, to separate the fake FSM supporters from the real deal! YOU are the manifesto guy sport, the guy on the street corner telling everyone they are going to FSM hell, by your own recognizing and not according to FSM cannon. Or you are the guy pretending to be religious as a joke. Either Way your prophet says your actions are the primary reason he wrote this book and is what he is trying to stop, because people like you/who are doing what you do (preach without religious authority that comes from a canonical source/book) make the FSM religion a cult.

So when I ask for book chapter and verse I am asking for you to proove you are not only apart of this religion and not some fake fraud just pretending to be religious or someone who has his own manifesto/looking to make the fsm follow look stupid and uneducated, or maybe some evil person trying to start an off shoot cult.. All of which your very own prophet says can be used to filter out by using this book.

I also take great umbrage with you claiming my faith is boutique. I don't go around calling your misguided beliefs as misguided, childish, bronze age shit swill, even if it is.

douche bag does not even know why his book was written.
I having read the first 1/4 of this book know more about this 'religion' than you do.

So I'll give you one easy FSM scripture despite the knowledge you'll protest.


From Mugnaia; "From York in York," they replied, "for this is what the prophet has written: 'But you, Edison, in the land of Jersey, are by no means least among the actors of Jersey; for out of you will come a female performer who will hold a golden idol'"

This foretells the 1995 Oscar Win by Susan Sarandon.
RAmen

that good and all but you said:

We have been through this then you know FSM made evolved man or planted the divine noodle for evolved man day 4 and let him develop with the rest of the world
Got it?

Then gave a quote that does not seem to come from the fsm book. I want to know book chapter and verse.. If this is not a cannon, then you are not of this religion... this is personal cult stuff something your prophet warns us about.

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Drich,

I'll start a new thread on the evolutionary changes in the Hebrew Bible; look for it in the history subforum.

Dawn

sorry did not see it send a link

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Whatever they are doing seems somewhat pointless, but I am sure that there is some purpose to it!

logical fallacy: Moving the goal posts.

Meaning douche bag thinks i will try and change the topic, rather than directly answer your questions topically and biblically.

Which I have absolutely no problem doing.

Remember the video I wanted made? It is on this very subject so when this topic comes us you can see clearly what I am trying to communicate when I assimilate all of evolutionary theory into the 7 days of creation. (without changing a single word of the bible or evolution)