"Pact with the devil
Many people make pacts with the devil to acquire worldly riches, knowledge, fame, power and other earthly pleasures in exchange for selling their souls to Satan himself."
This part confuses me. It may be different in the Quran, but the bible talks about you needing to ask forgiveness to get into heaven. Meaning everyone goes to hell by default. So what's the point of selling your soul? Is it just the equivalent of agreeing to not worship the Abrahamic god?
He is an "avowed enemy". Hey, all I have to do to not be his enemy is to treat him as an equal, right? For some reason, Allah wanted him to serve men, but I don't need someone to serve me. Nor do I plan to worship either one of them. If he wanted to hag out with me, we could do that. This whole mess is basically god's screw up anyway.
Many people make pacts with the devil to acquire worldly riches, knowledge, fame, power and other earthly pleasures in exchange for selling their souls to Satan himself."
This part confuses me. It may be different in the Quran, but the bible talks about you needing to ask forgiveness to get into heaven. Meaning everyone goes to hell by default. So what's the point of selling your soul? Is it just the equivalent of agreeing to not worship the Abrahamic god?
He is an "avowed enemy". Hey, all I have to do to not be his enemy is to treat him as an equal, right? For some reason, Allah wanted him to serve men, but I don't need someone to serve me. Nor do I plan to worship either one of them. If he wanted to hag out with me, we could do that. This whole mess is basically god's screw up anyway.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/
Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50
A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/
Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50
A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html
