-Doors, card tables, and silver cigarette cases are bullet proof.
-Any motor vehicle that falls off a cliff will invariably land on petrol cans.
-The damsel in distress (when there is one) is never more than a size 6.
-When firearms are involved, bad guys can't hit anything. Good guys never miss.
-You can defeat ten bad guys armed with axes, machetes, and chained weapons, as long as you have your trusty spoon.
-No one really looks at passports.
-Yes, you can dodge the bullet after the gun is fired.
-If you're pinned down in a hail of gunfire, relax - the bad guy's gun will always jam.
-If you're ever sent to prison for a crime you didn't commit, the criminal who framed you will always be in the same prison. Sometimes in the next cell.
-The daughter you thought was dead is alive and living under an assumed name in either Rio, Milan, or Toronto.
Boru
-Any motor vehicle that falls off a cliff will invariably land on petrol cans.
-The damsel in distress (when there is one) is never more than a size 6.
-When firearms are involved, bad guys can't hit anything. Good guys never miss.
-You can defeat ten bad guys armed with axes, machetes, and chained weapons, as long as you have your trusty spoon.
-No one really looks at passports.
-Yes, you can dodge the bullet after the gun is fired.
-If you're pinned down in a hail of gunfire, relax - the bad guy's gun will always jam.
-If you're ever sent to prison for a crime you didn't commit, the criminal who framed you will always be in the same prison. Sometimes in the next cell.
-The daughter you thought was dead is alive and living under an assumed name in either Rio, Milan, or Toronto.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
