Alan Turing To Be On New £50 Note

[Rev. Rye]

A stark and rightfully painful reminder of what we lost in Turing,

Maybe if you gave the Turing on this £50 Note bitch tits like Turing ended up getting in real life it would have been (seriously, when I saw The Imitation Game, I considered the distinct lack of bitch tits to be the film's major flaw: what a perfect visual metaphor for how unnatural society's attempts at reining in Turing's sexuality is, and it's accurate to the historical record to boot! Sure, Jonathan softened the language when I reviewed it for Anglotopia, but I think it still shines through when you read it.)

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Also, by an insane coincidence, when I posted this, I was watching Vice Pricipals and Gamby was talking about how smoking weed gives you big "turkey tits that hang down to your knees." Synchronicity?

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