How about this..

[Anomalocaris]

Well, I just inform and share in a helpful matter. You, however, sputter around like a broken sprinkler hooked into a septic tank.

There might be something to my approach.

Eggo 23¼:  FSM spoketh: "Thou shall not be a dick"

Sorry to make you keep looking like a false prophet but there is no book of eggo
https://www.klps.pl/pliki/gospel_fsm_eng.pdf

however on page 80 you have the pastafarian guide to propaganda which in short tells us there is a rule against dogma.. Do you know this word dogma? it in part inspires those self righteous with the need to share the rules of your faith with others in a spam/unsolicited preaching way.

for instance this is a direct qute from the fsm bible

Know THAT YOU KNOW some of the science and history behind Pastafarianism, you may feel that you're ready to go out and spread His Word. With this in mind, it is important to remember that one of the central ideas of FSMism is the idea of inclusion. Anyone can be a member, no matter their age, race, background, or even their religious affiliation. As we've stated earlier, we do not base our beliefs on dogma—if we did, we'd have to think that we're absolutely right about everything. Only assholes think that way. And Pastafarians are not assholes.  

Making up books of the FSM bible just to tell someone they are wrong is being an asshole which is in direct violation of pastafarianism..

So again how are you not a false prophet?

At this point I being a christian are more of a pastafarian than you are.

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You are wise beyond your years, Grasshopper.

Boru

seems both of you are gassy

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Nuclear reactors aren’t perpetual motion machines either.

I have a ras unit in my greenhouse.  It’s a “closed loop” system which is also not a perpetual motion machine.  

The classification in both instances is a term of art, and doesn’t represent the reality of thermodynamics.

You’re the only person who made a mistake.  Every one of your posts just serves to prolong your own embarrasment.

- and just think of how many atheists have died and gone to hell while you embarrass yourself.

Could’ve been sharing the word of god, but that takes a backseat to the word of drich.

never said it was smartest guy on the website..

close loop does not make a PMM. it just made no exhaust or waste which fills one parameter of a PMM

Drich, a perpetual motion machine is not an machine that has unlimited fuel.   It is not a machine that is "closed loop",   a perpetual machine can be a machine which consumes no energy, does no work, but runs idlily forever;   or it can be a machine which consumes energy to do work but waste no energy whatsoever;  or it can be a machine which consumes no energy but does work.     Closed loop does not figure.

Your proposed machine consumes more energy, does less work, and waste energy in between.   In other words it fulfill the unique criteria for zero forms of perpetual motion machine.    Your machine is as much a perpetual motion machine as a lump of coal is a bar of gold.     You might think these criteria are not important, and certainly not as important as Drich's pretentions, which appears to us to be all important to you, and more important than even your god, for surely if it were not more important than your god you would be quaking in your boots for lying about having had AIDS.    But we don't care for your pretentions, we care for the criteria.

Your proposed machine, like all machines, consumes energy, waste some of it, and turn the rest to work.   Where you imagined you injected a unique spark of Drichian genius, is in the fact that the energy your machine consumes does not appear to you to be easily exhausted, and appear in your poorly researched plan to be cheaply accessible.    Had you continue to discuss these, we would have given you credit for being good intentioned, and might even think less harshly of you for trying to push your biblical shit here.

But with a mix of amazing stupidity and boundless conceit, you chose to die on the hill of why what is not a perpetual motion machine is a perpetual motion machine.   This does not advance your cause of impressing us with your insight and judgement so as to more easily hoist your biblical shit on us here, Drich.