A postscript to "what happened to me"

[Belacqua]

Take bets if you'd like. But even high people can speak the truth. I think a more fruitive activity would be to determine the truth value of my statements. Figuring out how high I am seems pointless. But, then again, I think that maybe other people take me more seriously than I take myself. However, it delights my heart to learn that you aren't one of them. 

I guess we could play a game where people try to guess how caffeinated I am.

But since the answer is always 9/10 or 10/10 it wouldn't be very fun.