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The Fart Classification Chart
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RE: The Fart Classification Chart
Guess they weren't familiar with the Crop Duster?
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The Fart Classification Chart - by Rayaan - October 14, 2011 at 5:01 pm
RE: The Fart Classification Chart - by Minimalist - October 14, 2011 at 5:15 pm
RE: The Fart Classification Chart - by The Grand Nudger - October 14, 2011 at 6:35 pm
RE: The Fart Classification Chart - by padraic - October 15, 2011 at 10:30 am
RE: The Fart Classification Chart - by Darth - October 15, 2011 at 8:34 am
RE: The Fart Classification Chart - by The Grand Nudger - October 15, 2011 at 1:16 pm

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