Treats packages (or anything that sounds like treats packages) or chicken.
There can be no sign of a cat anywhere nearby but the moment you open one of the above, there’s at least one cat by your feet.
I swear the little bastards teleport in.
And I have no interest in other people’s money, you sexist bastards!
There can be no sign of a cat anywhere nearby but the moment you open one of the above, there’s at least one cat by your feet.
I swear the little bastards teleport in.
And I have no interest in other people’s money, you sexist bastards!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"