Love, exciting and new, grab a belt sander....

[Athene]

Tabloids can print true stories, and that is the double edge sword.

But in reality, regardless there are very real stories that ER doctors can tell you where people put things where they don't belong. So this is a very plausible story. 

If anything, I am more likely inclined to think in reality, that the guy was wearing loose shorts and loose boxers and accidentally got them caught up in the sander and his junk got sucked in with it. 

But doctors do come across lots of acts and or actions most people manage not to get into.

The Daily Mirror also knowingly prints faked and/or unverified accounts of medical mishaps and misadventures--along with staged/photoshopped pictures to boot.

Poor guy! This fella (known only as "Alexander") survived having his spine broken by a bear, being dragged back to it's den, being cocooned, receiving extensive gangrene and other systemic infections, AND having zero food or water for over month---Surviving by drinking nothing but his own urine. 

Can you imagine? LOL!