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My experiencing rooming with a Christian
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RE: My experiencing rooming with a Christian
(October 10, 2019 at 12:37 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Yeah, I had a similar experience. Years ago I had for a roommate a Christian woman. She seemed mostly normal except when she would sometimes yell at her vagina, which mostly happened in the bathroom. She would be there and I could hear her yell "No! I'm not going to do that! You're not going to make me masturbate! Oh no, no, no! I know that looks phallic but I'm not putting that in you! Oh no! Don't you dare! Uh, ah, stop it! Aaaa, you bitch!"

Her fits would especially intensify when she would come home late at night. Then I could hear her scream in the bathroom "Look what you made me do! Have sex with a guy! You think this was fun?! Oh wait till I show you Missy! Now you're getting what you deserve!" and she would take a long wooden ruler and start whipping her pussy and yelling "Ha! You see what you get when you tempt me with the devil! Ha! You like that? No?! Well then stop making me embarrassed in front of Jesus!"

True story? Or joking?
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My experiencing rooming with a Christian - by EgoDeath - October 9, 2019 at 8:41 pm
RE: My experiencing rooming with a Christian - by Foxaèr - October 9, 2019 at 8:52 pm
RE: My experiencing rooming with a Christian - by brewer - October 9, 2019 at 9:15 pm
RE: My experiencing rooming with a Christian - by EgoDeath - October 9, 2019 at 10:34 pm
RE: My experiencing rooming with a Christian - by brewer - October 9, 2019 at 10:43 pm
RE: My experiencing rooming with a Christian - by mordant - October 9, 2019 at 11:07 pm
RE: My experiencing rooming with a Christian - by Grandizer - October 10, 2019 at 1:08 am
RE: My experiencing rooming with a Christian - by Cod - October 10, 2019 at 3:38 am
RE: My experiencing rooming with a Christian - by EgoDeath - October 10, 2019 at 12:55 am
RE: My experiencing rooming with a Christian - by Brian37 - October 10, 2019 at 7:33 am
RE: My experiencing rooming with a Christian - by Cod - October 10, 2019 at 7:57 am
RE: My experiencing rooming with a Christian - by brewer - October 10, 2019 at 7:43 am
RE: My experiencing rooming with a Christian - by Figbash - October 10, 2019 at 7:54 am
RE: My experiencing rooming with a Christian - by EgoDeath - October 10, 2019 at 8:08 pm
RE: My experiencing rooming with a Christian - by brewer - October 10, 2019 at 8:29 pm
RE: My experiencing rooming with a Christian - by EgoDeath - October 21, 2019 at 2:30 am
RE: My experiencing rooming with a Christian - by EgoDeath - October 21, 2019 at 5:44 pm
RE: My experiencing rooming with a Christian - by EgoDeath - October 21, 2019 at 7:03 pm

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