(November 15, 2019 at 3:36 am)Alex K Wrote:It's amazing how much a bottle of single malt clears things up and that with a cigar!(November 14, 2019 at 12:21 am)Student Wrote: Hi, I am a Christian and I'm doing an assignment for one of my college classes. The assignment involves asking several different individuals a list of questions:
If you have any questions for me I would be happy to answer them to the best of my ability, just list them at the end of your response to these questions.
- How would you describe your own religious background and church involvement?
- How would you describe God?
- What do you think is important in life?
- What do you think it takes to be straightened out (or made right) with God?
- How would you describe Jesus?
- What are your thoughts about churches today?
1. I walk past a church daily, and can see one from my bedroom window
2. I really wouldn't
3. living it, have it be somewhat interesting and with only moderate amounts of pain
4. If I met God, we would sit down with a bottle of single malt, and by the time that's finished, I'm sure a lot of things would be cleared up.
5. The historical figure or the literary one?
6. Do you mean church buildings or congregations or branches?
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I have one question for you - what purpose do you think this assignment serves?
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I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.