Ok, this one is just bizarre:
*****
Some say the Devil, the Devil is dead, the Devil is dead.
Some say the Devil is dead, and buried in Killarney.
More say he rose again, more say he rose again, more say he rose again -
And joined the British Army.
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They say the British Army has won the war,
They say the British Army has won the war,
And they say the Devil has joined them in hell.
In a country, there's a woman who has lost her husband.
She goes for a walk in the woods, and sees
A man, and he is lying there dead.
She goes to him and she calls out to him.
"Are you hurt?" she asks him.
"Yes, I'm hurt, I'm very hurt.
"Are you hurt?" he calls back.
Boru
*****
Some say the Devil, the Devil is dead, the Devil is dead.
Some say the Devil is dead, and buried in Killarney.
More say he rose again, more say he rose again, more say he rose again -
And joined the British Army.
__________
They say the British Army has won the war,
They say the British Army has won the war,
And they say the Devil has joined them in hell.
In a country, there's a woman who has lost her husband.
She goes for a walk in the woods, and sees
A man, and he is lying there dead.
She goes to him and she calls out to him.
"Are you hurt?" she asks him.
"Yes, I'm hurt, I'm very hurt.
"Are you hurt?" he calls back.
Boru
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