"Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread

[Abaddon_ire]

Nope. It is supposed to be a historical record of actual events. Or are you changing your claim so that it never actually happened? You cannot have it both ways much as you might try.
Well then you must clarify when you think this flood happened and why.
Nope. A flood can be regional or a flood can be global. It cannot be both.
Then you are claiming a regional flood. Get your story straight.

Noah's original name was Sakar and he was the oldest man in the human race according to Islamic sources.

We already know that to be false. Starting with a blatant lie is not a good move.

It was in the people of Noah that the practice of idolatry first arose.

Same answer. We know that is false.

For us, the ark is a giant wooden ship but for Noah it was a simple rectangular wooden canoe. Yes, Noah and his people were literally "giants" and lived hundreds of years.

Nope. We know that is not just false, but physically impossible.
 

With the Sumerians, sedentary life is completed, when the independent city-temple (city-state) that exercised the government and control of a territory are born. We are talking about cities characterized by theocratic governments led by the so-called EN or "lord", which encompassed the political, religious and military power from its center of power that was the temple. The EN possessed a divine sovereignty, since it was the earthly representative of the divinity. This would continue with Egypt, where the supreme authority of the kingdom was the pharaoh who claimed to be the representative of the gods and who managed the temples where the rituals were performed.

People in antiquity believed stupid things. People today continue to believe stupid things. Had you a point you utterly failed to make?

A Ziggurat (temple) was built for the "gods" (annuna).

So fucking what? Your "allah" is merely the next iteration of those superstitions.

These were not gods in truth but entities of the 4 Dimension (etheric plane).

And you will be providing evidence of this idiotic "etheric plane", right? Of course not, because you don't have any.

Humans usually inhabit the 3 Dimension.

What utter rot. I would ask for any evidence, but that would be pointless. All you have is yet another claim supported by fuck all evidence. Stop wasting everyone's time.

This Ziggurat served to contact directly with these entities of the 4th Dimension to receive knowledge, power and wealth.

Really? So the empire state building should have been destroyed by your god, right? Or are you going to engage in the dishonest flip-flop routine, falsely deciding which bits are literal and which allegorical? I can do that too, if you want. You won't like it. For example, your particular lollipop god claims that you are duty bound to kill me.

This is not free,

Correct, it is all about extracting loot from the flock.

in return humans should worship these entities and offer sacrifices. These entities are guardians (teachers) of knowledge and arts that humans cannot discover on their own in the three-dimensional plane.

Then they are crap because they have never got anything right.Why it might be that you choose to intentionally follow people who have a track record of getting everything wrong is anyone's guess.

With Sumer, the city is invented and this gives way to the first civilization or advanced society, in the city-state of Ur where the Ziggurat is located. Men immersed themselves again in idolatry after the Flood, except Abraham who was not fooled by these entities, false gods and preserved the memory of the true God in his heart (faith) and offspring, the God of Adam and Noah. Abraham emigrated to Jerusalem (Yeru-Shalam) and Egypt.
The Royal Sumerian List (Weld Blundell Prism) mentions 10 prediluvian kings. According to the List, the first king was Alulim who descended from Heaven to Eridu and reigned hundreds of years.
The word Eridu was probably the word that gave name to our home, the Earth; former German Aarde; Erthe in middle English, Era in Greek, Terra in Latin, Ereds in Aramaic, Arez or Eretz in Hebrew, ‘ard in Arabic,‘ ars in Ugaritic, Ersitu in Assyrian, Yer in Turkish, Kazakh and Uzbek. It seems that all these variants lead back to the first city, Sumeria. Another particle to designate (native) land or people is ma- or -k- or -t-.
Ur in the Sumerian language (eme-gir) means place, town, area, territory, ...

And you made all of that up.

God says in the Quran that the Ark fell on Mount Yudi, in Turkey. Turkey is known for being the birthplace or cradle of civilizations.
Mount Yudi is 2,089 m (6,854 ft) high. On a physical map of the world, the recreation of the flood would consist of covering the lower areas of 2100 m high, the result will be a universal flood with more than 80% of the surface of the land covered with water.
I don't think the whole Earth was covered by water.

And thus you admit that the "flood" never happened as described in your magic book. If your magic book got that wrong, what else did it get wrong?