What is also strange about holy water is that Vatican believes that what ever room the Pope walks in all water in that room becomes holy, so reporters are not allowed to have water bottles in conference rooms with Pope.
So when the Pope sits on the toilet he shits into the holy water, or maybe it is too sacred for Pope to shit in a holy water so an altar boy pushes his small hand into Pope's asshole, grabs the turd and pulls it out so that no water gets involved.
And speaking about altar boys
So when the Pope sits on the toilet he shits into the holy water, or maybe it is too sacred for Pope to shit in a holy water so an altar boy pushes his small hand into Pope's asshole, grabs the turd and pulls it out so that no water gets involved.
And speaking about altar boys
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
