RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 18, 2020 at 11:32 am
(This post was last modified: March 18, 2020 at 11:34 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(March 18, 2020 at 11:17 am)onlinebiker Wrote:(March 18, 2020 at 10:58 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Lazy Mary: Stoli and V-8 Spicy Hot tomato juice.
There's enough Cossack in me that I drink my vodka neat.....
A bit of ice in really hot weather.
Or with Ruby Red Squirt and gummi worms if I'm in the mood for a foo-foo drink....
I like my drinks incendiary. I had seven ulcers at one point, I was chuffed.
(March 18, 2020 at 8:22 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I'm writing this for posterior. If you are reading this some time in the future I will assume you joined the cannibal hordes.
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Day Three. Food stores gone. Originally estimated my supplies to last three months. Okay, so I'm a nervous eater. It's the fucking end of the world, man!
The good thing about having a hydrant in the front yard is I know which neighbors are likely to have dog food stored up.
And dogs. (Downloading Korean cookbook.)
Day Five: Postal worker arrived. Total surprise. For him. He should have known better.
Food situation looks better, lots of long pig on the menu.
Day Seven. Lured grackle swarm in with fake corn and netted 37 of them. Tedious to clean that many birds, and nearly impossible to not snack during the process.
I thought the electricity might come back on, I saw several neighbors chasing a Power and Light guy down the street. Should have let him fix the power THEN asked him if he'd like to stay for supper.
Day 8: Thought I was finally going to get a little pussy today, but she is consistently faster than me. Probably smarter too. The stew pot awaits you!
Heard gunfire somewhere near the firehouse. Still meat on the hoof to be hand.
Amazon drone delivered my ramen order. Gave them five stars for reliability.
Day 11: Out of food again. So hungry I actually prayed to God to send something to eat. Then the doorbell rang. Jehovah's Witnesses. I invited them in for a bite.
