I was with a couple of classmates at the PUB (Permanent Utilities Building) on campus and noticed an extremely attractive gal a few tables away. Turns out she was another physics major, so it was easy to get into her social circle and get a date.
4 months later, we were married. We're still married, 39 years later.

If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.