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University Anecdotes
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RE: University Anecdotes
(March 30, 2020 at 12:25 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(March 30, 2020 at 11:04 am)Fireball Wrote: I got married at 28. My friends couldn't believe that I was abandoning the lending library for one book.
I was 35 when I got married the first time. I browsed my ass off.

That would be part of your posterior.  i think you meant to indicate a part from your anterior...

In 1975, my first EE circuit design professor was expounding on the subject of transistors, when he went into the invention of said devices. He described the contributions of William Schockley.

I piped up "didn't he invent the biased transistor?".

It was by far the best laugh I've ever received for a humorous quip.


For those of you not familiar with the man, a short primer on his later "work" is in order, specifically as a promoter of eugenics:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Shockley
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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University Anecdotes - by FlatAssembler - March 29, 2020 at 7:50 am
RE: University Anecdotes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 29, 2020 at 7:58 am
RE: University Anecdotes - by brewer - March 29, 2020 at 8:50 am
RE: University Anecdotes - by Abaddon_ire - March 29, 2020 at 1:43 pm
RE: University Anecdotes - by Gawdzilla Sama - March 29, 2020 at 7:18 pm
RE: University Anecdotes - by Fireball - March 29, 2020 at 9:55 pm
RE: University Anecdotes - by Gawdzilla Sama - March 30, 2020 at 6:18 am
RE: University Anecdotes - by Fireball - March 30, 2020 at 11:04 am
RE: University Anecdotes - by Gawdzilla Sama - March 30, 2020 at 12:25 pm
RE: University Anecdotes - by A. Secular Human - March 30, 2020 at 6:15 pm
RE: University Anecdotes - by Rhizomorph13 - March 31, 2020 at 10:09 pm
RE: University Anecdotes - by Gawdzilla Sama - April 1, 2020 at 7:25 am
RE: University Anecdotes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 30, 2020 at 6:56 am
RE: University Anecdotes - by Gawdzilla Sama - March 30, 2020 at 7:06 am
RE: University Anecdotes - by Belacqua - April 1, 2020 at 8:24 am
RE: University Anecdotes - by Ranjr - April 1, 2020 at 9:15 am
RE: University Anecdotes - by A. Secular Human - April 2, 2020 at 5:00 pm
RE: University Anecdotes - by DodosAreDead - April 9, 2020 at 9:12 pm
RE: University Anecdotes - by Gawdzilla Sama - April 10, 2020 at 2:00 pm
RE: University Anecdotes - by Ranjr - April 10, 2020 at 2:28 pm
RE: University Anecdotes - by polymath257 - April 10, 2020 at 3:10 pm
RE: University Anecdotes - by Fireball - April 10, 2020 at 3:19 pm

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