University Anecdotes

[Belacqua]

So, guys, do you have some anecdotes from your time at a university you want to share?

In life drawing classes we always had nude models, but it was very matter-of-fact and non-sexual. 

One time, though, one of the students -- who was an attractive girl -- decided it would be easy money, and took the job part time. So she was "one of us" in some classes, and nekkid in others. Suddenly the whole thing became so sexualized we could hardly concentrate. When the timer went off for break time the teacher would hold her hand and escort her off the podium, which he certainly didn't do for the other models. Someone pointed out to me that during breaks I was kneading my kneaded eraser a lot. 

Later on my apartment was cleaned out by robbers, and they took all the nudes but left the landscapes.