Dogs

[zebo-the-fat]

I own a German Shepard/Akita cross, a big strong dog, likes everyone but she is simply stupid. We have a large garden for her to run around in but she is never allowed out in public unless on a lead.



One thing I don't understand though, If we are out I have to pick up the crap or face a fine, this is ok, it's all part of owning a dog, but I live in a fairly rural area with a few horse riders about, why do they not have to pick up the horse crap? It must be a hundred times bigger!

You're missing the point, which is that Brian clearly lives in a post-apocalyptic wasteland with packs of vicious and probably mutated dogs roaming the countryside and preying on the weak and unwary.

Boru

Just wait until the virus kills us all off, then dogs will rule!