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New file, dogs/cats, how to frustrate your human
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New file, dogs/cats, how to frustrate your human
Stand 15 feet away from them and stare. When the human comes walk into the bed room and lay down. Do this every time you can't see them from the bedroom.
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RE: New file, dogs/cats, how to frustrate your human
My dogs have mastered the 'let us out so we can come back in' game.

But there's a twist...Ziggy has to be invited into the house muliple times as his return must be on his terms. Those terms are usually when I have gone back to doing what I was doing before the start of the game.
What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
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RE: New file, dogs/cats, how to frustrate your human
The trick my dogs enjoy is standing right in front of me in a dark room so that I'm certain to trip over them, sending all of us flailing to the ground.  There are three of them, and I swear that they collaborate on how to get the right angles on their position to cause maximum carnage to me and minimum to them.
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RE: New file, dogs/cats, how to frustrate your human
When the human puts down food, walk up to the bowl, look down at the food, then look up at the human with a quizzical expression.
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RE: New file, dogs/cats, how to frustrate your human
The cat decides after I have stocked up on a canned food that he seems to like that it suddenly causes barfing. Changing to a different formula works well right up until I have a decent supply of it and it suddenly becomes barf-inducing.
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RE: New file, dogs/cats, how to frustrate your human
(June 30, 2022 at 9:38 am)Angrboda Wrote: When the human puts down food, walk up to the bowl, look down at the food, then look up at the human with a quizzical expression.

Consistently and happily eat the same food for years on end, then treat today's serving of the same food as if the human has suddenly offered you a plate of fried nails with a side order of disrespect.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: New file, dogs/cats, how to frustrate your human
(June 30, 2022 at 9:53 am)arewethereyet Wrote: The cat decides after I have stocked up on a canned food that he seems to like that it suddenly causes barfing.  Changing to a different formula works well right up until I have a decent supply of it and it suddenly becomes barf-inducing.

You should take you cat to the vet's for an exam as soon as possible. Two of my kitties exhibited this behavior and in both cases they had cancer. I had to have both of them put down.
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RE: New file, dogs/cats, how to frustrate your human
(June 30, 2022 at 4:01 pm)Gwaithmir Wrote:
(June 30, 2022 at 9:53 am)arewethereyet Wrote: The cat decides after I have stocked up on a canned food that he seems to like that it suddenly causes barfing.  Changing to a different formula works well right up until I have a decent supply of it and it suddenly becomes barf-inducing.

You should take you cat to the vet's for an exam as soon as possible. Two of my kitties exhibited this behavior and in both cases they had cancer. I had to have both of them put down.

This has been his MO for years.  Dry food never makes him barf and the only reason I give him wet food is to help with his dry skin...trying to get some oils into his system.  Thank you though for the concern.
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RE: New file, dogs/cats, how to frustrate your human
The latest one is that the girl will not go out and pee/poop in the backyard unless you come with her. This may be a July 4th thing.
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RE: New file, dogs/cats, how to frustrate your human
(June 30, 2022 at 4:07 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(June 30, 2022 at 4:01 pm)Gwaithmir Wrote: You should take you cat to the vet's for an exam as soon as possible. Two of my kitties exhibited this behavior and in both cases they had cancer. I had to have both of them put down.

This has been his MO for years.  Dry food never makes him barf and the only reason I give him wet food is to help with his dry skin...trying to get some oils into his system.  Thank you though for the concern.

Eggs, if they will eat them.
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