(May 1, 2020 at 4:27 pm)theMadJW Wrote: The Untold Story of Evolution! (Part 1)
When lightning struck the primordial sea, where the amino acids were floating about, it shocked one of them into life , and the
realization that it needed to do something QUICK to survive was imperative!
So it made itself into an amoeba with an I.Q of 324!
It realized how hungry it was- but couldn't see where the floating foodstuffs were, so it had an idea, and after deciding that it should
form a mouth to eat it, and fins to propel it to it, that FIRST he needed to SEE it- so he worked FURIOUSLY for a few minutes forming
the first crude eye.
Then he reproduced himself many times!
Then they came up with an idea of making a mouth, and a set of fins, which enabled them to finally scarf down some
foodstuff, and open the first Fast Foodstuff chain for all the other cells.
'Natural' 'Selection' at work!
Wait'll they let me post PICTURES!
Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ, you are silly!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
