It isn't a matter of hating nature or clocks.

[Brian37]

Wait?

So are you arguing that bamboo under the fingernails and Dick Cheney waterboarding is too harsh?

I spent umpteen hours in the back of a car traveling across Australia, as a hostage, listening to country music.

Did you figure out which country?

The fun part of the land down under, is that even in being a mere passenger in a car, you feel like you are on an amusement park ride because they don't drive on the same side of th the street. But, just like being a passenger in  any country, everyone knows a led foot.