Here is your opportunity to come up with an absurd fake product, BUT, also add the fine print making fun of liability language.
For example.
"Acme Shards Of Glass" great for replacing the ice in your iced tea. (DISCLAIMER, not available in sane worlds, void where prohibited, see stores for details, using this product may result in death.)
For example.
"Acme Shards Of Glass" great for replacing the ice in your iced tea. (DISCLAIMER, not available in sane worlds, void where prohibited, see stores for details, using this product may result in death.)