Trump tried to write his own Jefferson Bible

[Brian37]

Everyone knows the Bible is Trump's favorite book. *COUGH* Art of the bullshiter. But here is an excerpt from hes new steamy pile. His own 10 Commandments.

Trump's commandments.

1. I'm YUGE! Believe me there's no problem.
2. I'll be best President ever.
3. Did I mention I am YUGE, OH YEA I DID, I'M YUGE!
4. I'll be the best President ever. FYI I'M YUGE!
5. Deport all the Jews....I meant wetba....Get the cattle cars.
6. Keep them Muslims out.
7. Punch em in the face.
8. Send em out on stretchers.
9. Build the best wall ever.
10. Let me repeat. I'M YUGE!

[I coulda had a V8]

You forgot “I will pay for the legal fees. I promise”

[Brian37]

You forgot “I will pay for the legal fees. I promise”

I didn't forget shit, I'm YUGE!

[I coulda had a V8]

You forgot “I will pay for the legal fees. I promise”

I didn't forget shit, I'm YUGE!

Only the hair…

[Minimalist]

[Jenny A]

You forgot.

I'll sue you.
Everything is better with my name on it (the bigger the letters the better).
The truth is no object, make it up as you go.
Men with sexy wives makes the best presidents.
Being rich makes men great.

[Brian37]

Look, they found video of Trump's 1970s activism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zun3I6qIdQ

[KUSA]

Look, they found video of Trump's 1970s activism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zun3I6qIdQ

That's funny. That dude was either brave as hell or stupid as shit.

[Brian37]

Look, they found video of Trump's 1970s activism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zun3I6qIdQ

That's funny. That dude was either brave as hell or stupid as shit.

Holy crap you are dense. It is from a comedy movie, everyone in that skit was in on it. It was making fun of the bigotry back then and I was using it to make fun of Trump's pandering to bigots.