Happy Treason Day

[Rev. Rye]

Happy Treason Day to our American allies.

Hopefully your "president" doesn't embarrass you any more today.

I would suggest dissolving your government and turning back to the Brits but they have Boris.

So, Beccs for dictator for life!

Fun fact: the last time I talked about the Fourth of July to someone (I think it was my therapist), I said the only reason I'd be against having the British take back the US is because the current PM is too dumb to know how to use a capo:

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To be fair, I'm told he eventually figured it out. Evidently he's slightly less stupid than Trump.

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... Well, that and their stance on cartoon porn, and their qualified right to silence, and the fact that somehow, I bet Brexit would have been worse if they had to deal with the American vote.