Surprise! The cousins are flatters. I know, I know, you're shocked.
"Ya'll don't understand why this don't make sense. Suppose there was a round Earth. All the time zones would meet at the 'poles', right? Twentyfour time zones, one day. Now if you was standing up there you could run around the pole and be a day ahead of everybody else. If you ran around the pole a thousand times you'd be a hundred years ahead of everybody else. I don't believe I have to explain this to you!"
"Ya'll don't understand why this don't make sense. Suppose there was a round Earth. All the time zones would meet at the 'poles', right? Twentyfour time zones, one day. Now if you was standing up there you could run around the pole and be a day ahead of everybody else. If you ran around the pole a thousand times you'd be a hundred years ahead of everybody else. I don't believe I have to explain this to you!"