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Bigfoot's name Is Paul
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RE: Bigfoot's name Is Paul
(October 30, 2011 at 11:12 am)Rhythm Wrote: You know for the longest time I had him pegged as a Steve.

Cheers, Rhythm! My feet aren't all that big, though. Actually you reminded me of something that happened some years ago. I was visiting some friends - hobby xtians, but that's another subject - and there was a mutual friend there with an interesting theory; she maintained that a man's height in inches divided by his shoe size gave you the length of his, shall we say, 'vital statistic'. Applying the formula to my friend gave a result of 6 inches (whether this is accurate I don't know, and I care even less). When it came to my turn, it worked out as height=77 inches / shoe size=7 = 11 inches. I was well pleased with the result but somehow our friend wasn't convinced, and decided to revise her theory instead of reviewing the evidence.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Bigfoot's name Is Paul - by Ziploc Surprise - October 29, 2011 at 10:27 pm
RE: Bigfoot's name Is Paul - by Rev. Rye - October 29, 2011 at 10:42 pm
RE: Bigfoot's name Is Paul - by Shell B - October 29, 2011 at 11:48 pm
RE: Bigfoot's name Is Paul - by Cyberman - October 30, 2011 at 12:16 am
RE: Bigfoot's name Is Paul - by Shell B - October 30, 2011 at 12:21 am
RE: Bigfoot's name Is Paul - by Cyberman - October 30, 2011 at 12:26 am
RE: Bigfoot's name Is Paul - by Shell B - October 30, 2011 at 12:59 am
RE: Bigfoot's name Is Paul - by Cyberman - October 30, 2011 at 1:04 am
RE: Bigfoot's name Is Paul - by Shell B - October 30, 2011 at 1:06 am
RE: Bigfoot's name Is Paul - by The Grand Nudger - October 30, 2011 at 11:12 am
RE: Bigfoot's name Is Paul - by Cyberman - October 30, 2011 at 5:35 pm
RE: Bigfoot's name Is Paul - by Erinome - October 30, 2011 at 11:27 am
RE: Bigfoot's name Is Paul - by The Grand Nudger - October 30, 2011 at 12:05 pm
RE: Bigfoot's name Is Paul - by thesummerqueen - October 30, 2011 at 12:09 pm
RE: Bigfoot's name Is Paul - by kılıç_mehmet - October 31, 2011 at 4:05 am
RE: Bigfoot's name Is Paul - by The Grand Nudger - October 31, 2011 at 11:08 am

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