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The Best Bigfoot Theory I've Heard Yet

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The Best Bigfoot Theory I've Heard Yet
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The Best Bigfoot Theory I've Heard Yet
October 5, 2011 at 8:42 am
It also explains Rhythm's psychic senses...

http://bigfootsightings.org/2011/09/20/b...tion-hair/

"How does Bigfoot avoid us so well? Possibly they’re blessed with extra perceptive powers through their hair!"

Newsflash. We don't have nerves in our fucking hair.

Quote:Well, this is an interesting concept.
Long hair certainly empowered Samson from the Bible. You can read about it in the Old Testament.

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RE: The Best Bigfoot Theory I've Heard Yet
October 5, 2011 at 8:48 am
Everyone knows that bigfoot has skepdar in his fierce do.
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RE: The Best Bigfoot Theory I've Heard Yet
October 5, 2011 at 10:16 am
I really, really want to make some intelligent, pithy comment about this world-shattering discovery, but every time I try to compose one, I can't seem to stop my fingers from typing out "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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RE: The Best Bigfoot Theory I've Heard Yet
October 5, 2011 at 10:39 am
(October 5, 2011 at 10:16 am)Stimbo Wrote: I really, really want to make some intelligent, pithy comment about this world-shattering discovery, but every time I try to compose one, I can't seem to stop my fingers from typing out "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Agreed. Theories on the survival skills of animals that haven't even been proven to even exist are stupid.

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RE: The Best Bigfoot Theory I've Heard Yet
October 5, 2011 at 3:03 pm
I don't know why everyone is laughing at it... It is clearly the most convincing bigfoot theory to come out of some cretins ass for a while.
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RE: The Best Bigfoot Theory I've Heard Yet
October 5, 2011 at 3:54 pm
Leave Britney alone!



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RE: The Best Bigfoot Theory I've Heard Yet
October 5, 2011 at 3:55 pm
No, she's a bitch!
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RE: The Best Bigfoot Theory I've Heard Yet
October 5, 2011 at 4:02 pm
Quote:The military sought out Native Americans with “outstanding, almost supernatural tracking skills”. These men were recruited into the service and then failed to perform as spectacularly as they did previously.



Um...maybe because the fucking army took them off the reservations that they knew like the back of their hands and dropped them in a fucking jungle?
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RE: The Best Bigfoot Theory I've Heard Yet
October 5, 2011 at 4:06 pm
(October 5, 2011 at 3:55 pm)frankiej Wrote: No, she's a bitch!

So what!!!

You're a BITCH! FSM Grin




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RE: The Best Bigfoot Theory I've Heard Yet
October 5, 2011 at 4:12 pm
Apology accepted, dear.
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