"Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread

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I've heard about people actually doing this but can't remember if it worked

I heard this from 3 different people that were there...

JW's knock on door of house. House is shared by a bunch of hard drinking/drugging/will fuck a snake/crew of bikers. This is Saturday morning. Early.

Biggie Rat is awoken on the couch. Answers door in skivvies and nothing else. JW's start spiel. Biggie invites them in. Plops down on couch. Lights bong. Says "Want some"?

They didn't.

Many years ago there were a couple JWs with little kids who would drive all the way out to my grandparents' house where I was living with my first husband and my daughters.

Dad was doing remodeling at their house and gave my husband a stack of Playboy and Penthouse magazines that were stacked in a closet that was going away.  All those magazines were on the desk in the living room because we had just brought them home the night before.

Saturday morning there's a knock at the door.  It's rainy and chilly out and it's the JWs.  I invited them to step inside so the kids weren't standing out in the weather.  One woman went through her usual spiel while the other one kept glancing over her shoulder with wide eyes and was just short of clutching her pearls.  It wasn't till they left that I realized she kept looking at that stack of magazines.  Oh well.  That was the last visit I got from them in that house.