Orange Ceasar Rises

[Pat Mustard]

Commodus was a good fighter though. Trump couldn't whip cream.

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Umm he actually real opponents

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Caligula appreciated art

From the Wikipedia entry on Commodus:

Commodus' opponents always submitted to the emperor; as a result he never lost. Commodus never killed his gladiatorial adversaries, instead accepting their surrenders. His victories were often welcomed by his bested opponents, as bearing scars dealt by the hand of an Emperor was considered a mark of fortitude.[32] Citizens of Rome missing their feet through accident or illness were taken to the arena, where they were tethered together for Commodus to club to death while pretending they were giants.Privately, it was also his custom to kill his opponents during practice matches.

Colour me less than impressed.

Boru

Hey, anybody capable of killing Russell Crowe is not all bad.