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[Quranic Reflection]: moon absorbed by the sun in the Quran: far future.
RE: [Quranic Reflection]: moon absorbed by the sun in the Quran: far future.
(December 11, 2020 at 5:06 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Presumably, you'll be getting sexual enhancements to keep up.  No matter how we cut it, magic book makes it clear that you will not be you™ in paradise.  Everything is better there, not just the scenery.  I think that's one of the fundamental selling points of the pitch.

I like it when god is very specific sometimes and kinda vague on other occasions (just to leave some for the imagination). e.g. Big breasted beautiful women is very specifically important information that requires carefully chosen words but sun and moon not catching up to each other and orbiting in their own orbits without giving any hint about earth leaves imaginative people to come up with all sort of mental contortions.

Hail the sexual drive!
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RE: [Quranic Reflection]: moon absorbed by the sun in the Quran: far future. - by Apollo - December 11, 2020 at 5:26 pm

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