You know, I actually know somebody who's like that. She worked with me in the scene shop. Here's why I think she might be gay.
1) She's a pudgy Ellen Page lookalike.
2) She laughs like Richard Widmark (google him)
3) She likes rainbows.
4) Her favorite films are Showgirls and Barb Wire
5) She Frequents places with names like Melon Shakers.
6) She Flirts with every girl she sees.
7) In particular, she latched on to a girl who was built like DeNiro and had more hair on her back than I do on my face.
No, I'm not even kidding about this; She still does all of these things and she won't admit that she's into girls. She even seemed surprised when I mentioned that I thought she was gay.
1) She's a pudgy Ellen Page lookalike.
2) She laughs like Richard Widmark (google him)
3) She likes rainbows.
4) Her favorite films are Showgirls and Barb Wire
5) She Frequents places with names like Melon Shakers.
6) She Flirts with every girl she sees.
7) In particular, she latched on to a girl who was built like DeNiro and had more hair on her back than I do on my face.
No, I'm not even kidding about this; She still does all of these things and she won't admit that she's into girls. She even seemed surprised when I mentioned that I thought she was gay.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
